The part that no one should believe is that someone under the age of 30 knows how to send an email.

(I don't actually know the right age to put in here, maybe it's supposed to be 20....or 40?)

@Eliza Please, I want to live in the world where email is the way we communicate.

Dear @Eliza,

lol

Sincerely,

@Quroe

Manifold day trader

@Eliza

@Eliza i'm below 35 and have written many emails

@100Anonymous anyone on this site is an exception.

@Eliza People in their 20s definitely do.

I don't get why people don't believe an 8th grader can't be in Manifold, it's unusual but very much within the realm of possibility. My nephew is in the 5th grade and he's in Manifold as well, even if not very active (he's also not a rat). The emails seem real to me.

@TenShino There was an inconsistency noted.

@Quroe Sure, but my point still stands, kids can be in weird places over the internet.

This is really funny and actually seems like an 8th grader could be behind it. But this could be some kind of prank in of itself. Sounds like you attend a private school by the way.

@Mrdudeguy Wait, end of what looks like last year you said you were in 9th grade. Could you explain?

@Mrdudeguy Do you have a link to where it was said?

@Quroe I'm not sure how to get you a link on mobile, but it's titled "what classes will I get an A in" I believe.

@Mrdudeguy You're right! It does say 9th grade!

Market: /realDonaldTrump/what-major-classes-will-i-get-an-a

@realDonaldTrump Care to weigh in?

@Quroe @Mrdudeguy My guess is that it was either just a typo or I didn't want to reveal too much about myself. How did you know I attend a private school?

@realDonaldTrump Latin (from the linked market) is not typically a public school class.

@Quroe got it.

@Quroe latin is a public school class

@121 "typically"

https://chatgpt.com/share/68d1af14-4c38-8003-94fc-341289f0234f

@realDonaldTrump Before I saw the latin class you just struck me as a private school type, especially the way you talked about your classmates and principal.

@Mrdudeguy is that bad?

@Quroe Latin was offered at my public SF Bay Area school

@realDonaldTrump No not at all. Just a slight difference. Private school kids also tend to be a year or so ahead (sometimes) so if anything that's a good thing.

this is hilarious and all seems real to me. and your principal seems more confused than mad. but like be careful how much info you share about yourself lol

I believe you have a child in school, but I don't believe your kid is the one operating this account. I refuse to believe an 8th grader is an active rat making markets on manifold lol

@Bandors how?

I literally am. also, why would a parent name their kid's account rDJT

@Bandors There are a lot of young people here 🤷

@realDonaldTrump I can believe high school age but I refuse to believe a middle schooler is operating DJT on manifold. I have kids, I could larp as a 5 year old too

Not trying to be a dick, sorry

@Bandors no

@Bandors why do you refuse to believe this? please clarify

@realDonaldTrump I believe your words are too articulate to be 13

@Bandors thanks man :)

@Bandors also, you didn't have to edit to "articulate," i know what "verbose" means

@realDonaldTrump Verbose wasn't the right word for what I was meaning

"My dear doctor, they're all true."

"Even the lies?"

"Especially the lies."

@Bandors oh, but it still could've worked in the context

@realDonaldTrump Yeah, but verbosity isn't the cue of intelligence that articulation is.

@Bandors Perhaps anime logic can convince you.

@Quroe star trek reference

@Bandors When I was in 8th grade (~20 years ago), I sold web hosting online and LARP’d as an adult on the WebHostingChat forums discussing the business. Among many other mostly half-baked ventures. All of this to say—I believe some 8th graders are amongst us here.

@VandelayIndustries

I believe some 8th graders are amongst us here.

*Amogus

@Quroe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anCvA2gDRsM

I refuse to believe that your principal knows that (some) links can be disabled "on the back end"

@HastingsGreer I guess this could be real is if your principal used a language model to reply to you.

@HastingsGreer i think she doesn't really know what a backend is in software dev but just said that phrase which happened to be the correct term

@realDonaldTrump To be clear, I desperately want this to be true, as it would make various comment chains extraordinarily funny in hindsight

these aren't real they were recreated by Kash Patel !

Claim: In my opinion, TikTok should be illegal in schools as it is spyware used for ByteDance to collect user location, phone calls, and more.

[insert evidence 1 2 3]

[insert reasoning 1 2 3]

@121 yes school writing is terrible

never mind

@121 it just shows up as "anonymous fox" or something

@121 not ur real email