By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, I hereby order:
Our great nation is proud to deal with the newly formed Republic of @pureprofit. Here are the terms:
@realDonaldTrump will managram @pureprofit แน2,500 (75% insured by RISK).
On May 30, @pureprofit will send @notrealDonaldTrump the average of 20% of their net worth from March 31 to April 30.
Conditions:
If @pureprofit quits manifold, they have to pay back the 2500 immediately.
@pureprofit may not take a position that, in the event that they lose, would result in a 50% decrease in net worth until May 30.
@pureprofit may not transfer any amount of funds to an alt until May 30, unless @realDonaldTrump gives explicit approval.
No unreasonable shenanigans.
Like, do some crazy stuff, but don't drain all of the money and Tumble out of the site. Thanks!
DONALD J. TRUMP
The Purple House
@realDonaldTrump , just notifying you that I am lending 150 MANA to @Rucker.
The loan is due by 14 January 2025.
By that date, the user owes me 165 MANA in total.
