A bird has been sneaking into my house when I leave the back door open and pooping on the floor every day this week. Today I left the door open only a little to discourage this behavior while still letting cool air in, and this idiot (for whom I will use male pronouns for obvious reasons) came in and trapped himself because, despite going through the door opening to get in in the first place, he can't tell the difference between it and the glass. So I had to open the door wide for him, then herd him out of the corner under the spare kitchen chairs where he was hiding from me, then past the rest of the picture window to the giant gaping door opening, so he could leave.

This experience literally scared the shit out of him, so I had to go around with the steam cleaner all over the place cleaning up little piles of birdshit. The question, then, is: will he learn from this experience and tell all his friends how scary it was, or will he come back in the next chance he gets?

I will resolve this NO if there is no bird poop on my floor for the next week; I don't plan to change my habit of leaving the door open unless there is. If at any time in the next week there is bird poop, or a stupid magpie stuck in my living room even if by some miracle he does not poop, I will immediately resolve YES.