In the embedded market, @JoshuaB has promised: "I uh, will write at least a 5-line poem in response to each of the responses (that aren't my own), to give y'all stuff to over-analyze on how I feel about certain outfits."

So far he has done this for every suggestion. As the dance approaches, will he maintain this record?

To make manipulation a bit harder, there will be a limit of 5 poems per person required to satisfy this market. (This was suggested by him.) In other words, if someone suggests more than 5 outfits, he only must respond with a poem of 5+ lines to 5 of them.

I'll only consider outfits suggested before the dance begins. The poem deadline will be 24 hours after the dance ends.

General policy for my markets: In the rare event of a conflict between my resolution criteria and the agreed-upon common-sense spirit of the market, I may resolve it according to the market's spirit or N/A, probably after discussion.