Will Qiaochu Yuan and AellaGirl make love?

Will gwern and Laria Reynolds end up dating?

Will gwern become a father and produce a @gwernbabby/have at least one kid by EOY2035?

Will Sam Rosen and AellaGirl have sex by EOY 2029?

Will Gwern end up in a relationship (or fall in love) with a thiel fellow?

Who will @Aella marry?

Will Nicholas Decker and aella have sex by 2031

Will Aella have a child by 2030?

Will gwern ever get a formal job? (not just contract work) by 2038?

Will a 3D printed android/realdoll/digital twin of gwern get a girlfriend before gwern gets one?