Will an AI write anything that interests me enough to want to keep reading it by June 2025?

Will Qiaochu Yuan find a girlfriend by EOY 2024?

Will AI creative writing have an o1 moment before 2027?

Will Qiaochu Yuan get a job for a period of time lasting more than 4 months by 2030?

Will an AI produce encyclopedia-worthy philosophy by 2026?

Will an AI be able to write a passable novel before 2028?

Will we have biography of >50 of the rationalists/EAs/TESCREALS written by Chen Shou, Sima Qian, or Plutarch by EOY2050?

Will Qiaochu Yuan get a girlfriend by end of 2024?

Will Qiaochu Yuan stay NEET through EOY 2026?

Will Qiaochu Yuan have kids by 2030?